If these shambolic future corpses can’t get their large muffin at Perkins with out proving they’re not billowing viral flesh-bags, why the fuck did we even hassle to invade Iraq to guard our freedoms?
However why even fear in regards to the virus? In any case, it’s invisible! Right here’s state Rep. Treig Pronschinske (in Wisconsin, that title is roughly as widespread as “John Smith”) arguing that there’s no level in attempting to cease the virus as a result of, properly, you may’t see it. And but someway the GOP’s invisible god goes to guard them from the grisliest attainable outcomes.
PRONSCHINSKE: “So you ask what are we going to do to cease the unfold of the pandemic, and, you realize, you may’t see the virus. You may’t see something. How are you going do it? How will you cease it? How? You bodily can not see the virus. You don’t know if it’s on this room or it’s outdoors or if it even exists proper now in right here. You don’t have any clue. How are you going to cease that?”
Oh, pricey God, take me now. However don’t smite me with COVID-19. I don’t need to be in the identical ready room as these pestilent pricks.
Granted, the omicron variant has modified the sport considerably as breakthrough infections are on the rise, even among the many boosted. However that doesn’t imply the vaccinated have the identical likelihood of catching and spreading omicron because the unvaxxed. They don’t. Additionally, perhaps some enterprise homeowners need to be actual Christians by encouraging their clients to take lifesaving measures towards a lethal pathogen. Looks as if a worthier endeavor than attempting to show homosexual individuals straight by denying them pastries. However that’s simply me. What do I do know?
In fact, Pronschinske doesn’t see it that manner. To him, the present second evokes the brutal struggles of the civil rights period, when Black individuals have been discriminated towards for being Black—not, to be clear, as a result of they didn’t really feel like taking an additional journey to Walgreens.
Rep. Treig Pronschinske (R-Mondovi), a co-sponsor of the measure, mentioned the invoice was an effort to guard particular person freedom. He mentioned he was sympathetic to issues the payments infringe on the rights of enterprise homeowners however argued such insurance policies might minimize off individuals from important providers.
“That is a priority, that aspect of companies having the ability to select,” Pronschinske mentioned. “However after we take a look at grocery shops or medical services, these are important issues that individuals have to, you realize, go into and it might be horrible if, say, all grocery shops would say you need to be vaccinated.”
Wouldn’t it be horrible, although? Is it any extra horrible than telling individuals with syphilis to remain out of the red-light district till their antibiotic routine is accomplished?
Additionally, I’ve been round lengthy sufficient to recollect when conservatives have been only a wee bit extra involved about communicable ailments—even ones they’d little or no likelihood of catching.
Homophobia was way more prone to infect them.
Hmm, appears they’re not being totally constant on the subject of their virus fears. Go determine.
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